DDoSer Uncle In FBI xD

Yep you heard it right last night I was online on PS3 playing Black Ops and this shit actually happened.

The Story

So I'm chillen in a lobby and this kid gets mad at someone and he says he's a hacker and will boot him offline. Me being me I wanted to fuck with him so iasked him how did he DEX his system, what does he use to boot people and his coding background.

He replyed with "I use a bot net"... I laughed my ass off and said "So not only are you DDoSing which is a federal offense btw you are also using a bot net which is another federal offense" xD he replied with "My uncle is in the FBI and he doesn't care so I can get away with it"

I just about died laughing so did everyone in the lobby xD the last thing I said in that before he left the lobby was "So you DDoS me I trace it back I call the cops the go through you family I tell them you're lie, if by some odd reason you do have a uncle there he will lose his job xD" then he left.

Honestly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my life I laughed for 20 mins.

Kids these days are getting more and more ridiculous xD

You could tell he's a liar because 1, he's a kid and kids always make up stories to make themselves sound cool when they really aren't. 2, if you have a job as an FBI agent, no one is supposed to know, especially family or friends if you are working for the FBI. The same goes for the NSA, CIA and other gov agencies. And 3, it's plain obvious. Fucking stupid kids these days. And 3 I swear to God, kids these days are a shit tonne more retarded than kids decades ago.

shitnbitch@BWH wrote:I swear to God, kids these days are a shit tonne more retarded than kids decades ago.

Thanks to shit-parents thinking that letting their kid play CoD all day and every day for cheap baby-sitting is a good idea. The game is fucking 18+. I wish the age policies were enforced stronger by law or whatever because I guarantee that more than half of the community is not even allowed to play and they are the ones ruining it. 

Plot Twist: FBI comes to all our houses

You should have asked him how he got the "Bot net" xD if he said I made it I would be rolling on the floor crying xD i would die. How old was this kid?

TheDetonator wrote:Plot Twist: FBI comes to all our houses

I want to see how they travel all over the world to visit us. I'm not at home right now anyway.

Lol nither am I xD the dude is just a complete idiot I wish I was recording at the time xD.