I hate how kids today are listening to these shitty songs, yet they have no fucking God damn clue what they're actually saying in the song. So, I'm going to show you what they're actually saying.
Cake By The Ocean - What the fuck kind of stupid asshole came up with that title?
Cake - "Cake" is another term for crack (drug). It is round discs of the drug and is also known as "crumbs," just like an actual cake, how it is crumbly when eating or broken apart.
Read this: http://www.noslang.com/drugs/dictionary/c/
Ctrl + F then type "cake".
The Ocean - What could possibly be the ocean? What drug paraphernalia uses water? A bong, my friends.
What is surrounded by water? Land.
What is on land? Plants.
What is one if not in most cases, the plant that people smoke? Weed.
Where does weed go? In a fucking bong! Duh!
Crack By The Weed!!!
Here are the lyrics:
See you walking 'round like it's a funeral
-Why would you be walking around like it's a funeral? Because you're overdosing off the crack and dying.
Not so serious, girl; why those feet cold?
-Read this: https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=183464
We just getting started; don't you tiptoe, tiptoe, ah
-Enjoying yourself and don't be a chicken shit because it's something new. In other words: Go all in.
Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
-It must be high purity crack, so don't waste it.
You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me, ah
-What kind of drug would you roll? A joint.
You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy
-The drugs make everything seem real and you want to live this kind of "life."
But you're moving so carefully; let's start living dangerously
-Your life is going so good, but let's make it "better" by commiting crimes and hurting others, just to get our next high.
Talk to me, baby
-You're losing your mind and prolly developing alogia (losing the ability to speak, like on Salvia)
I'm going after this sweet craving, whoa-oh
-The addiction; can't hold back
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
-Self explainatory
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
-Use drugs
Walk for me, baby
-Be my trip-sitter
I'll be Didd and you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
-Don't know what this fuckin' means. Prolly some crack addicts who wrote the "song".
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
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I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
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See you licking frosting from your own hands
-Can't get enough of the drugs
Want another taste, I'm begging, yes ma'am
-Asking around persistently, just to get another fix
I'm tired of all this candy on the dry land, dry land, oh
-Your mouth and throat are dry from the weed. Snorting the crack just makes it worse.
Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate in my life
-All the different "flavours" of drugs
Confetti, I'm ready; I need it every night
-Confetti is used at parties, but is also a type of cake (actual cake). You have to party and get drunk and high every single fucking night.
Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate in my life
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I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
-||
There you go. And I didn't have to think really hard to relate this to drugs, I just read it over and had common sense to know that this IS about drugs. But yet, more than 99.99% of every person that listens to this pathetic piece of shit disgrace to actual songs... listens to it and think they're the tough shit and are "living life" because they listen to this over and over again and worship these people they call "singers."
This is what you're listening to people. Sad and pathetic.
Cake By The Ocean - What the fuck kind of stupid asshole came up with that title?
Cake - "Cake" is another term for crack (drug). It is round discs of the drug and is also known as "crumbs," just like an actual cake, how it is crumbly when eating or broken apart.
Read this: http://www.noslang.com/drugs/dictionary/c/
Ctrl + F then type "cake".
The Ocean - What could possibly be the ocean? What drug paraphernalia uses water? A bong, my friends.
What is surrounded by water? Land.
What is on land? Plants.
What is one if not in most cases, the plant that people smoke? Weed.
Where does weed go? In a fucking bong! Duh!
Crack By The Weed!!!
Here are the lyrics:
See you walking 'round like it's a funeral
-Why would you be walking around like it's a funeral? Because you're overdosing off the crack and dying.
Not so serious, girl; why those feet cold?
-Read this: https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=183464
We just getting started; don't you tiptoe, tiptoe, ah
-Enjoying yourself and don't be a chicken shit because it's something new. In other words: Go all in.
Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
-It must be high purity crack, so don't waste it.
You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me, ah
-What kind of drug would you roll? A joint.
You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy
-The drugs make everything seem real and you want to live this kind of "life."
But you're moving so carefully; let's start living dangerously
-Your life is going so good, but let's make it "better" by commiting crimes and hurting others, just to get our next high.
Talk to me, baby
-You're losing your mind and prolly developing alogia (losing the ability to speak, like on Salvia)
I'm going after this sweet craving, whoa-oh
-The addiction; can't hold back
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
-Self explainatory
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
-Use drugs
Walk for me, baby
-Be my trip-sitter
I'll be Didd and you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
-Don't know what this fuckin' means. Prolly some crack addicts who wrote the "song".
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
-||
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
-||
See you licking frosting from your own hands
-Can't get enough of the drugs
Want another taste, I'm begging, yes ma'am
-Asking around persistently, just to get another fix
I'm tired of all this candy on the dry land, dry land, oh
-Your mouth and throat are dry from the weed. Snorting the crack just makes it worse.
Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate in my life
-All the different "flavours" of drugs
Confetti, I'm ready; I need it every night
-Confetti is used at parties, but is also a type of cake (actual cake). You have to party and get drunk and high every single fucking night.
Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate in my life
-||
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
-||
There you go. And I didn't have to think really hard to relate this to drugs, I just read it over and had common sense to know that this IS about drugs. But yet, more than 99.99% of every person that listens to this pathetic piece of shit disgrace to actual songs... listens to it and think they're the tough shit and are "living life" because they listen to this over and over again and worship these people they call "singers."
This is what you're listening to people. Sad and pathetic.
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